oh, courtney

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it happened to me once

courtney: you know what would suck
courtney: if you were sleeping
courtney: and then all of the sudden
courtney: a ghost punched you in the face
lori: ummm yes that would suck a lot

re: sisters and skittles

courtney: ~*you make my tumblr so great*~
lori: that convo between you and your sis about skittles made me laugh forever
courtney: she wouldn't work for skittles tho! what a suck she is
lori: SHE IS CRAZY
courtney: she really is
lori: because skittles are so amazing
courtney: I KNOW!
courtney: WHO REFUSES SKITTLES
lori: although I OD'd on them that one time I bought them
lori: but it was a good OD
courtney: SKITTLE OD = LOVE
courtney: she said she'd work for M&Ms and I was like wtf biatch, I'm not made of m&ms

smiles

lori: YOUR NEW ALMOST AUTHOR'S PHOTO IS SO HOTT
courtney: THANKS BB
courtney: it didn't get approved
lori: well, didn't it almost get approved?
lori: you just need more ~*SMILE*~ or something?
courtney: yeah I just need to smile more
lori: maybe you should come to florida and get smiling lessons from ME.
courtney: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO COMPETE WITH YOUR SMILE
courtney: one day you'll wake up and I'll have stolen it
courtney: and you will be like WHERE DID MY SMILE GO
lori: omgggg horrifying
lori: maybe you can photoshop my smile on your face
lori: and then you'll look like FRANKENCOURTNEY!!!!
courtney: OMG THAT WOULD BE SO EFFING AWESOME
courtney: "smile by Lori"
courtney: in the photo credit

anyone who hates skittles is not related...

courtney: so do you know what you're doing next year?
megan: nope
courtney: yer workin' for me
courtney: i'll need someone to manage my career
courtney: i'll start you out with two skittles
courtney: and then if you're good
courtney: i will give you three
megan: i don't like skittles.

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