June 2008
10 posts
Posthumous
Would it surprise you to learn that years beyond your longest winter you still get letters from your bank, your old philanthropies, cold flakes drifting through the mail-slot with your name? Though it’s been a long time since your face interrupted the light in my door-frame, and the last tremblings of your voice have drained from my telephone wire, from the lists of the likely,...
“I loved the eating disorder girl… she was supposed to be the bitch and it...”
– Lori on the critically acclaimed movie, Center Stage
shake that ass
courtney: i love mercy though omg
courtney: that song makes me wanna move, but i don't because i am too self-conscious
lori: aw you should bb!
courtney: i cannae dance!
courtney: i bet you have an inherent sense of rhythm
courtney: i don't
courtney: i can't even handclap right
courtney: i'm too uptight
lori: well, but in private you should LET GO
courtney: yeah but i'd be embarrassed a ghost was watching
lori: ahhh see, you need to go to a building that is new so there are no ghosts around
lori: i don't really hand clap a lot... i'm more of a snapper.
courtney: snapping is great, but you still need to have rhythm
lori: i'm a really good snapper. i don't like to brag. but i really am.
i guess that's a good line to draw
courtney: SO I ORDERED A FLIP VIDEO
courtney: i guess vlogging is the next logical step
lori: YOU DID?!?!
courtney: I DID IT WAS ON MY TWITTER WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU HAD ONE
courtney: *BULLIES YOU*
courtney: *ABOUT TWITTER*
courtney: BULLY BULLY PESTER
lori: OH YOU AND YOUR PRESSURE
courtney: I KNOW
courtney: I GUESS I AM A BAD FRIEND
lori: I feel like I have to now
courtney: NEXT I'LL HAVE YOU ON THE METH
courtney: LORI DO YOU WANT SOME METH
courtney: PRESSURE PRESSURE BULLY BULLY
lori: I DO HAVE SOME LINES AND I DRAW THE LINE AT METH
courtney: wuss
on book 2
lori: I'M TELLING YOU BB, WHEN I FIRST READ IT, I GOT THAT SAME FEELING I GOT FROM PARKER (AKA CUTB)
courtney: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
courtney: I TRUST YOUR GUT AND NOT MINE SO
courtney: THNX BB
lori: well, no offense to you, but I am the reader in this towelship, bb
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRISTAN!
Have a beautiful day.
xo
Future
patrickmoberg:
I caught myself wondering if I’ll still have a blog in 20 or so years, when I have a kid. Will I write a blog entry after I give him ‘the talk’ about sex?
“Gave the boy a sex talk today. It ROCKED! I nailed it.” (illustration of what happened)
Will he write one too?
“Dad gave me the sex talk today… what a loser. I’m having unprotected, future sex tonight. He sucks at drawing...
