April 2009
20 posts
really its only crime is not being an attractive...
courtney: omg, so yesterday I saw this big centipede in the shower and I was like 'I am not touching that' and went along my merry way
courtney: and i was hoping someone else would
courtney: but here is a dramatic reinactment of what happened to me in the shower today:
courtney: "I wonder what happened to that centip--OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME."
courtney: and now you know.
lori: omggggg bb
lori: THAT IS AWFUL
lori: THAT CENTIPEDE HAS LIKE, 100 LEGS HOW HAD HE NOT GOTTEN ANYWHERE IN THAT MUCH TIME?!
courtney: IT CRAWLED UP THE WALL
courtney: AND THEN SCURRIED DOWN TO, IDK
courtney: WATCH ME SHOWER
courtney: which to a certain extent, I understand.
lori: ahhh, I mean. okay, I can handle centipedes way more than a lot of other insects (spiders. roaches.) but. that is still creepy.
courtney: srsly
courtney: perv.
You know when you open your mailbox and find Polaroids of you sleeping in your...
– twitter.com/fireland
Hands up, who thought of Edward.
Boys are hard to raise. All my sisters have boys and I just feel for them...
– Louis CK, from his Chewed Up special
I just love this man, ok. Go out and buy everything he has ever done.
It’s easy to say folks are “trolls” or DBs. But it’s...
– Louis CK
she would, too.
courtney: i hurt my back. i'm giving it ten more minutes to feel better or i guess i will just have to write in pain?
lori: POP SOME PILLS AND KEEP GOING BB!!!
courtney: IF I BECOME JESSIE SPANO FROM MY PILL POPPING WILL YOU BE THERE BB.
lori: BB, I WILL BE THE ZACK MORRIS TO YOUR JESSIE SPANO AND SAVE YOU FROM YOUR ADDICTION.
The Future is Bright and Wearing American Apparel
warmgun:
So Courtney agreed to let me be the consultant on her hypothetical “love story that looks like a film made by a hipster with an asymmetrical haircut”. Which is pretty great, because thanks to my extensive studies (read: hipsterrunoff rss feed subscription), I am an expert on those wacky motherfuckers. In fact, I’m thinking maybe I will go to grad school after all. I’m going to major...
I guess that this is the price that we pay for the privilege of living for even...
– Ani Difranco
i should know better
courtney: is Twilight urban fantasy?
lori: I feel like Twilight is more straight up fantasy.
courtney: me too.
courtney: I can just ask on my twitter
courtney: unless it sounds really dumb
courtney: amazon lists it under spine-chilling horror (wtf!)
courtney: science fiction (wtf!)
courtney: and fantasy
lori: ahahah
courtney: is... VAMPIRES a genre?
lori: I don't think it is, personally
lori: see, a lot of vampire stuff, I'd almost put it more in horror
courtney: yeah, except the vampires you'd put in the horror section wouldn't SPARKLE
lori: TRUE, TRUE
truth
lori: you know, Rob tries to pretend like he is too cool for school, but...he let them put his tunes in the Twilight movie so...
i own twilight on dvd now
courtney: you know charlie looks uncomfortable in a lot of this movie
courtney: like, "how did I father a girl?"
lori: poor charlie.
lori: I wanted to give him a hug throughout most of the movie.
courtney: me too
courtney: and then I wanted to make out with him because damn
courtney: jk jk
courtney: well
courtney: ok, half jk
lori: bb, you don't have to jk about that
lori: charlie is a fine piece of man