really its only crime is not being an attractive...
courtney: omg, so yesterday I saw this big centipede in the shower and I was like 'I am not touching that' and went along my merry way
courtney: and i was hoping someone else would
courtney: but here is a dramatic reinactment of what happened to me in the shower today:
courtney: "I wonder what happened to that centip--OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME."
courtney: and now you know.
lori: omggggg bb
lori: THAT IS AWFUL
lori: THAT CENTIPEDE HAS LIKE, 100 LEGS HOW HAD HE NOT GOTTEN ANYWHERE IN THAT MUCH TIME?!
courtney: IT CRAWLED UP THE WALL
courtney: AND THEN SCURRIED DOWN TO, IDK
courtney: WATCH ME SHOWER
courtney: which to a certain extent, I understand.
lori: ahhh, I mean. okay, I can handle centipedes way more than a lot of other insects (spiders. roaches.) but. that is still creepy.
You know when you open your mailbox and find Polaroids of you sleeping in your...– twitter.com/fireland Hands up, who thought of Edward.
Boys are hard to raise. All my sisters have boys and I just feel for them...– Louis CK, from his Chewed Up special I just love this man, ok. Go out and buy everything he has ever done.
It’s easy to say folks are “trolls” or DBs. But it’s...– Louis CK
she would, too.
courtney: i hurt my back. i'm giving it ten more minutes to feel better or i guess i will just have to write in pain?
lori: POP SOME PILLS AND KEEP GOING BB!!!
courtney: IF I BECOME JESSIE SPANO FROM MY PILL POPPING WILL YOU BE THERE BB.
lori: BB, I WILL BE THE ZACK MORRIS TO YOUR JESSIE SPANO AND SAVE YOU FROM YOUR ADDICTION.
Múm - Green Grass of Tunnel This song is...
The Future is Bright and Wearing American Apparel
warmgun: So Courtney agreed to let me be the consultant on her hypothetical “love story that looks like a film made by a hipster with an asymmetrical haircut”. Which is pretty great, because thanks to my extensive studies (read: hipsterrunoff rss feed subscription), I am an expert on those wacky motherfuckers. In fact, I’m thinking maybe I will go to grad school after all. I’m going to major...
I guess that this is the price that we pay for the privilege of living for even...– Ani Difranco
i should know better
courtney: is Twilight urban fantasy?
lori: I feel like Twilight is more straight up fantasy.
courtney: me too.
courtney: I can just ask on my twitter
courtney: unless it sounds really dumb
courtney: amazon lists it under spine-chilling horror (wtf!)
courtney: science fiction (wtf!)
courtney: and fantasy
courtney: is... VAMPIRES a genre?
lori: I don't think it is, personally
lori: see, a lot of vampire stuff, I'd almost put it more in horror
courtney: yeah, except the vampires you'd put in the horror section wouldn't SPARKLE
lori: TRUE, TRUE
lori: you know, Rob tries to pretend like he is too cool for school, but...he let them put his tunes in the Twilight movie so...
i own twilight on dvd now
courtney: you know charlie looks uncomfortable in a lot of this movie
courtney: like, "how did I father a girl?"
lori: poor charlie.
lori: I wanted to give him a hug throughout most of the movie.
courtney: me too
courtney: and then I wanted to make out with him because damn
courtney: jk jk
courtney: ok, half jk
lori: bb, you don't have to jk about that
lori: charlie is a fine piece of man