June 2009
66 posts
aeropuertos:
Kristen Stewart dropping her award, in GIF form:
HAH.
May 2009
62 posts
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Demo Mix)
I want to change the world
instead I sleep
...
Courtesy!
Waitress: Would you like a blueberry muffin with your coffee?
Tom Oatmeal: No thanks.
Waitress: Okay. Just let me know if you change your mind.
Tom Oatmeal: I will.
(Hours later. 3 o'clock in the morning - The phone rings)
Waitress: (waking up) Hello?
Tom Oatmeal: One blueberry muffin please!
Waitress: Who is this?
(Click)
“Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It’s just an...”
– Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger (via wordplay)
For Ken →
A year ago today, my grandfather fell suddenly and seriously ill. On June 3rd, he passed away. I debated whether or not I would write anything; a lot of you were there when it happened and it is…
Regina Spektor - Blue Lips
So stoked for the new...
“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.”
– Albert Einstein
selected favourite spam subject lines
Deadline approaches, so
I promised to write long ago
I got into situation
Robot-generated answer
I need answer from you
Massacre in school again!
She doesn’t really need your kindness or elegance. She needs to be [expletive deleted]
Here’s why she left you
Remember 3rd grade? Where were you?
Mad of your silence
Don’t wait too long
May we build a nest on your lovely...
oh ray →
The What Lady Gaga Song Are You? quiz on Facebook revealed I was THE FAME, which means that I am obsessed with celebrity and material things, like designer bags. And while it’s true I sometimes like…
Roy Orbison - Love Hurts
“The beauty of losing your mind is you don’t know what you’ve lost.”
– Jill Bolte Taylor
WHAT A WEEKEND!
tomoatmeal:
I was drinking out of this glass earlier and I guess I misplaced it because when I got thirsty again, the glass was nowhere to be found. As I was reaching for a new glass, my friend Ricky was like, “Isn’t that your glass over there?” I looked over and sure enough, there was my original glass sitting next to the toaster! I wish every weekend could be this exciting, but then again, I...
“Well, I have very nice legs.”
– Lady Gaga, when asked why she doesn’t wear pants.
GOD, I LOVE HER.
Perri Alleyne - Taxi (Ave Maria) from the 28 Days...
“A man has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason, and the real reason.”
– J.P. Morgan
Birdbrain - Youth of American
Mr. Wonka: Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Mr. Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
“Heart is what drives us and determines our fate. That is what I need for my...”
– Novelist Isabel Allende
Regina Spektor - Laughing With
From her...
“We don’t grow into creativity… we get educated out of it.”
– Sir Ken Robinson, Do Schools Kill Creativity?
New Kids On The Block - You’ve Got it (The...
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“… I remember thinking there’s no way I’d ever be able to squeeze the enormousness of myself back inside this tiny little body. But then I realized—I’m still alive. I’m still alive and I have found Nirvana. And if I have found Nirvana and I’m still alive, then everyone who is alive can find Nirvana.”
Jill Bolte Taylor got a research...
warmgun:
merricat:
You Don’t Know Me - Ben Folds...