aeropuertos: Kristen Stewart dropping her award, in GIF form: HAH.
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Demo Mix)
I want to change the world instead I sleep ...
Waitress: Would you like a blueberry muffin with your coffee?
Tom Oatmeal: No thanks.
Waitress: Okay. Just let me know if you change your mind.
Tom Oatmeal: I will.
(Hours later. 3 o'clock in the morning - The phone rings)
Waitress: (waking up) Hello?
Tom Oatmeal: One blueberry muffin please!
Waitress: Who is this?
Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It’s just an...– Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger (via wordplay)
For Ken →
A year ago today, my grandfather fell suddenly and seriously ill. On June 3rd, he passed away. I debated whether or not I would write anything; a lot of you were there when it happened and it is…
Regina Spektor - Blue Lips So stoked for the new...
I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.– Albert Einstein
selected favourite spam subject lines
Deadline approaches, so I promised to write long ago I got into situation Robot-generated answer I need answer from you Massacre in school again! She doesn’t really need your kindness or elegance. She needs to be [expletive deleted] Here’s why she left you Remember 3rd grade? Where were you? Mad of your silence Don’t wait too long May we build a nest on your lovely...
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The What Lady Gaga Song Are You? quiz on Facebook revealed I was THE FAME, which means that I am obsessed with celebrity and material things, like designer bags. And while it’s true I sometimes like…
Roy Orbison - Love Hurts
The beauty of losing your mind is you don’t know what you’ve lost.– Jill Bolte Taylor
WHAT A WEEKEND!
tomoatmeal: I was drinking out of this glass earlier and I guess I misplaced it because when I got thirsty again, the glass was nowhere to be found. As I was reaching for a new glass, my friend Ricky was like, “Isn’t that your glass over there?” I looked over and sure enough, there was my original glass sitting next to the toaster! I wish every weekend could be this exciting, but then again, I...
Well, I have very nice legs.– Lady Gaga, when asked why she doesn’t wear pants. GOD, I LOVE HER.
Perri Alleyne - Taxi (Ave Maria) from the 28 Days...
A man has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason, and the real reason.– J.P. Morgan
Birdbrain - Youth of American
Mr. Wonka: Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Mr. Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Heart is what drives us and determines our fate. That is what I need for my...– Novelist Isabel Allende
Regina Spektor - Laughing With From her...
We don’t grow into creativity… we get educated out of it.– Sir Ken Robinson, Do Schools Kill Creativity?
New Kids On The Block - You’ve Got it (The...
“… I remember thinking there’s no way I’d ever be able to squeeze the enormousness of myself back inside this tiny little body. But then I realized—I’m still alive. I’m still alive and I have found Nirvana. And if I have found Nirvana and I’m still alive, then everyone who is alive can find Nirvana.” Jill Bolte Taylor got a research...
warmgun: merricat: You Don’t Know Me - Ben Folds...