Halloween Scary Story!

tomoatmeal:

A great scary story would be about a corpse who rises from the dead and goes around collecting his donated organs by killing their recipients.  The gruesome murders alone would make it scary, but then there would also be this part where the corpse is inquiring about taking some classes to learn how to reattach his organs and he gets the bill and it’s like, “Wow!  How am I going to pay for this?”